Got my card!

sharing a bed	au: cop / detective	truth or dare	au: apocalypse	au: fantasy
curtainfic	au: daemons	cross-dressing	mistletoe kiss	au: band
de-aged	celebratory kiss	FREE ★ SPACE	handcuffed / bound together	road trip
mind control	immortality / reincarnation	accidental marriage	telepathy / mindmeld	au: steampunk
alpha / beta / omega	in vino veritas / drunkfic	au: circus	secret relationship	au: magic

And no beaches or small children on it, YES!

Okay I'm going to post this and then edit in the rest of my reactions in in a bit, when I can actually look at the thing as I'm typing.

EDIT: Okay, I don't feel like typing up all the thoughts I had... but the more I look at this, the clearer it is that the only way I can possibly go is row four. And there are a couple of okay-looking postage stamps, but most of the good ones are pretty much doomed to be singles.